impalasherlock:

you can still have no lines in a movie and still be a phenomenal actress

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

image

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

viarga:

Sorry b-money, I can’t tonight

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

you're just a hypocrite bitch.
Anonymous

I can’t believe, you, my most favorite follower in the universe, thinks that of me :’(

"you know what im just gonna ignore the shitty and abusive bullshit he pulls and just watch the next video because its not like he should get called out or something haha continue"
Anonymous

seriously stop annoying me. just deal with the fact that I have a different opinion than you and get over it. I seriously don’t have the nerves to keep defending myself

The last part was meant for the other anon, not you. And i did not say you agreed with the objectification of women or sexual harassment, i said it was my opinion, that i thought Sam Pepper objectifies women in his videos. The last message was basically for the other anon, because he\she needed to chill the fuck out.
Anonymous

yeah sorry I got it and edited the message. And thank you !

You're not a seal and I don't see you taking selfies. What a lie
Anonymous

I DO TAKE SELFIES