you can still have no lines in a movie and still be a phenomenal actress
teacher: cite your sources in this essay
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
Sorry b-money, I can’t tonight
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
i found my senior quote
I can’t believe, you, my most favorite follower in the universe, thinks that of me :’(
seriously stop annoying me. just deal with the fact that I have a different opinion than you and get over it. I seriously don’t have the nerves to keep defending myself
yeah sorry I got it and edited the message. And thank you !